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lakat
Jedna od najboljih stvari koje ljudi mogu uvijek imati u pripremi.
laganje
Nikad se tako ne laze kao prije izbora, za vrijeme rata i poslije lova.
laz
Jadna, ali jedina do sada poznata zamjena za istinu.
laz
Jedna od najplodonosnijih i najzanimljivijih lazi, a osim toga i jedna
od najlaksih, sastoji se u tome da onoga tko vam laze uvjerite kako ste
mu povjerovali.
lazan
Slican izgledom ali manjeg stupnja vrijednosti.
– Ambrose Bierce, “TEDD”
lazljiv
Privrzen retorici.
leo (July 23 – Aug 22)
Your determination and sense of humour will come to the fore. Your
ability to laugh at adversity will be blessing because you’ve got a day coming
you wouldn’t believe. As a matter of fact, if you can laugh at what happens
to you today, you’ve got a sick sense of humor.
leo (July 23 – Aug 22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Other think you are pushy. Most
Leo people are bullies. You are vain and dislike honest criticism. Your
arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieves.
liberal
Covjek koji sebi mnogo toga dopusta za razliku od radikala koji to
zahtijeva i od ostalih ljudi.
liberal
Covjek previse siromasan da bi bio kapitalist i previse bogat da bi
bio komunist.
libra (Sept 23 – Oct 22)
Your desire for justice and truth will be overshadowed by your desire
for filthy lucre and decent meal. Be gracious and polite. Someone is watching
you, so stop staring like that.
libra (Sept 23 – Oct 22)
You are artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you
are a man, you are more than likely gay. Chances for employment and monetary
gains are excellent. Most Libra women are prostitutes. All Libra people die
of Veneral disease.
lieblingov zakon
Nastojite li dovoljno dugo i dovoljno ustrajno, poci ce vam za rukom
da udarite sami sebe u straznjicu.
lijecenje
Postupak, kojeg provodi lijecnik, a o cijoj uspjesnosti ovisi zelja
pacijenta da se njemu opet pozeli podvrci.
lijek
Pa, sada, za sve postoji lijek osim za smrt.
lijenost
Ogledna farma na kojoj djavo eksperimentira sa pocecima novih grijehova
i podstice rast poroka koji su vec u opticaju.
lijenost
Posljedica, a ne uzrok.
limerick
Limericks are art forms complex,
Their topics run chiefly to sex.
They usually have virgins,
And masculine urgin’s,
And other erotic effects.
lipa
Rezultat primjene poreza na kunu.
lisp
Lost In Stupid Parenthesis.
lisp
Programer u LISPu zna vrijednost svemu, ali ne zna cijenu nicega.
logika
a) formalna: omogucuje razmatranje staticnih pojava.
b) dijalekticka: daje kljuc za zakone razvoja.
c) zenska: ona o kojoj imaju pravo suditi samo zene.
d) matematicka: pretpostavlja se da mozda matematicari znaju cemu sluzi.
logika
Sistematicna metoda donosenja krivih, ali veoma pouzdanih zakljucaka.
logika
The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations
and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. The basic of logic
is the syllogism, consisting of a major and a minor premise and aconclusion
– thus:
-major premise: sixty men can do a piece of work sixty times as quickly
as one man.
-minor premise: one man can dig a posthole in sixty seconds; therefore
-conclusion: sixty men can dig a posthole in one second.
This may be called the syllogism arithmetical, in which, by combining
logic
and mathematics, we obtain a double certainty and are twice blessed.
– Ambrose Bierce, “TEDD”
logika
“Contrariwise,” continued Tweedledee, “if it was so, it might be, and
if it were so, it would be; but as it isn’t, it ain’t. That’s logic!”
– Lewis Carroll, “Through the Looking Glass”
lopov
Specijalist u kreativnom preuzimanju.
(”Thief” is so ugly. I prefer “Creative Acquisition Specialist.”)
losa sreca
Da li to znaci losu srecu ako crna macka ide iza vas? To zavisi o tome
da li ste covjek ili mis.
(Is it bad luck for a black cat to walk behind you? That depends on
whether you are a man or a mouse.)
lose vrijeme
Zapravo ne postoji, postoje samo razlicite vrste lijepa vremena.
lov
Postupak brige za divljac dok nije dovoljno stara da je se uz puno
truda, velike troskove i mnogo vremena ponovo pronadje i ubije.
lowreyjev zakon usavrsavanja
Onoga trenutka kad nesto svladate doista dobro, nece vam to vise biti
potrebno.
lubenica
Povrce koje ljudi uglavnom koriste u svrhu umivanja.
lud
Biti sklon vjerovanju da su svi drugi ljudi ludi.
ludilo
Nasljedna bolest. Dobivate je od vase djece.
luk
Jedna vrsta povrca koja vas moze rasplakati. Jos uvijek nije uzgojeno
povrce koje bi vas moglo i nasmijati.
lukavstina
Zamjena za mozak za budale.